HASI ROK KAR DHIKHAO TO MANU.....


HASI ROK KAR DHIKHAO TO MANU.....

1- : patni- 'suno,galti se tumhari favourite shirt press karte samay gal gayi|'
   Pati-  koi nahi mere pass dusari orange shirt hai tum vo nikaal do|'
PATNI- mughe pata tha ki ap usko nikalne koke liye kahenge isliye maine shirt se utna kapda kaat liya aur apki purani shirt me laga diye|.....
Haso haso haso abhi niche padho


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2;:::_---    bhikhari- bhagwan ke liye kuch khane ko dedo .....
Munni- mammi ise kuch bhi khane ko mat dena ye bhagwan ke liya mangta hai aur khud kha gata hai....
Haso hsai
3-
Santa aur banta sharab ke nase me dhut hokar train ki patriyo perke becho beech ja rahe the 
Santa-  he bhagwan maine itni sidhiyà pahle kabhi nahi chadhi|'
Banta- are sidhiya to theek hai Main Toh is Baat Ko Lekar Hairaan Hoon Ki Hath se pakadne ke liye railing Kitni nichechi Lagi Hui Hai. 

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4-  Sonu Tum hospital sebina operation kyuBhag aya
PAPPU-
Nurse baar baar kar rahi thi ki daro mat Himmat rakho 
Sonu -to ismeDarne wali konsi baat hai
Pappu - wo Mujhse nahi doctor se kar rahi thi
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